Publicity...

Lorien is running for a council position at school.  She wants to win the "Publicity Chair" where she would be responsible for making all of the posters telling students about upcoming activities. 

She had to make a poster for her campaign and asked for help coming up with a slogan to tempt the juvenile voters.

I suggested:

Don't be a dead opossum.  Vote for Lorien she's awesome!

She went with this:

Her slogan was: Want publicity that's creative and smart?  Vote for Lorien, she's great at art!

Catchy?  Yes. 

Truthful?  Yes. 

Funny as "Don't be a dead opossum..."?  No. 

I did convince her to put the "Don't be a dead opossum" idea on her poster in the form of one of her pieces of art. 

Brilliant.