Don't Judge Me...

Is this what you would do for a night out if you were nine months pregnant?

No?

What about this?

Still no?

Don’t you think a deathly pale completion, red lipstick, smoky eyes, head to toe white and heaps of sparkly jewelry is just the thing to draw your attention away from an ever expanding mid-section?

Not enough huh?

Well, I did all of it any way. And not with out cause, mind you. I went to the midnight showing of New Moon (ever heard of it?) dressed as a (very pregnant) vampire in the sun. Looking at me in all these pictures might make this next sentence hard to believe but I’ll say it anyway: I am not a gigantic Twilight fan. I read all four books and appreciated them for their entertainment value. I also appreciated them for the cool points they temporarily gave me with my teenage nieces. My minimal Twilight fandom aside I dressed like a weirdo and headed out to the movie theater to stay up waaaaaaaay past my bed time with a theater full of teenage girls and some of their moms.

The loss of sleep was more than worth it. I had a great time and I got to cheer and giggle like a twelve-year old with a great group of Mom friends. I am telling you--it was fun!