Wyatt to Momma while she is desperately trying to get our garage/office/laundry/workout/craft/guess bedroom cleaned up for company: "Momma, pretend I am a baby and you are a Momma and Lorien is six and Clare is four and you want a new baby. So you go to the baby store to pick me out--I am at the baby store. OK now go out and come back in, you are in the store."
Momma to Clare who has been trying to kick Lorien for the last few minutes: "Clare! Do not kick my daughter!" Clare's response while swinging her leg menacingly at Lorien: "But I wanna kick youss dawder!"
Lorien to Momma (we are both in swim suits) with one hand on the back of her leg and one on the back of mine: "How come you have all those sticking out veins right there on your leg?" Me, rather tartly: "They are varicose veins Hon, Grandma Claudia had them and so do I." In my head "And you're going to get them too Sweetie!"
2 comments:
oh gosh. this made me laugh so hard... the things kids say! haha!
Hilarious, I love the thoughts that come to your head too, now wonder your kids are so hilarious!
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